Thursday, December 10, 2009

more 2010 movies


Kung Fu Panda: The Kaboom of Doom (a sequel. why am i not surprised?)


Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Pt I (when will it ever end?)

Harry Potter the Deathly Hallows: Part II (why just make money off one movie, when you can double it with two movies?)


Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (ok, we get it. there's talking animals. enough already. i hope the lion isn't a total d*ck like he was in the last movie. he could have saved all of narnia from the humans, but he let most of them die until the kids came back. AND he was still a d*ck when they did come back by not fixing everything right away. they had to wait 'til the end and play a heartwarming song to make it all ok. it's not ok, the lion is still a d*ck.)


Green Hornet (really? with seth rogen? a far cry from the 60's show with bruce lee)


Red Dawn (if only patrick swayze was alive to make a cameo appearance. i'll never forget the pissing in the radiator scene with c. thomas howell. wolverines!)


Gulliver's Travels (speaking of pissing. the big question is, in the book, he puts out a fire in lilliput by pissing on it. will jack do it? and is it just lilliput or is it every trippy land, including the talking horses, like with ted dansen.)


Prince of Persia (Bubble Boy goes to Iraq, but this time, not as a Jarhead, as Alladin.)

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